i writing my speech for tomorrow, the subject is “humor” and quite possibly being the least humorous person in this whole little world it’s not gonna go the best. However, I am discussing the time a drunk slob peed on my bed. 

me and my only friends 

boys r just so shitty 


Don Hunstein Bob Dylan. New York (1963)

"I remember Fight Club played at the Venice Film Festival at a midnight screening.  Edward Norton and I, after having a few drinks, were sitting next to the president who’s running the whole thing.  We’re sitting up in the balcony.  It’s subtitled and we’re the only fuckers laughing.  It gets to one of Helena’s scandalous lines - ‘I haven’t been fucked like that since I was in grade school.’ - and literally, the guy running the festival got up and left.  Edward and I were still the only ones laughing.  You could hear two idiots up in the balcony cackling through the whole thing.” - Brad Pitt in Entertainment Weekly, Sept 23rd, 2011 

done done done DONE 

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